I find food is the key to friendship. It encourages camaraderie, it makes people slightly happier. No one can be an enemy and have a tray of cookies. It’s impossible.
And if you’re really lucky, it brings you friends that want to be with you all the time. This surprisingly does not require having food all the time. As a matter of fact, these friends prefer that the food comes at hours of their choosing… and be of certain types. If not provided at exactly the right time/protein concentration, they will let you know they are unhappy. And you will be sad because they are sad.
Ah my new worm-y friends. How glad I am that you’re keeping me company. But please. Donuts are my favorite food. Reconsider your response to donuts.
And if you’re really lucky, it brings you friends that want to be with you all the time. This surprisingly does not require having food all the time. As a matter of fact, these friends prefer that the food comes at hours of their choosing… and be of certain types. If not provided at exactly the right time/protein concentration, they will let you know they are unhappy. And you will be sad because they are sad.
Ah my new worm-y friends. How glad I am that you’re keeping me company. But please. Donuts are my favorite food. Reconsider your response to donuts.
2 comments:
Food is the only reason I'm your friend. Although I haven't had anything made by you in a long time... hum, time to come back to the US!
They were just holding out for the French crullers.
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